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Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41921) - you deserved it (6361)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10014) - you deserved it (58727)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59460) - you deserved it (28692)

On 04/02/2009 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35910) - you deserved it (7621)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version



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