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  • Number of visits : 26106
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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SiriusBlack97's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

#18118715
119 comments

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

#18117360
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45625) - you deserved it (8938)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23864) - you deserved it (15481)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

#18111338
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30505) - you deserved it (2892)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33587) - you deserved it (8917)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46346) - you deserved it (2683)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41908) - you deserved it (23407)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34981) - you deserved it (7729)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

#18106898
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11537) - you deserved it (29383)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (4743)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13283) - you deserved it (42979)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

#18101830
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29519) - you deserved it (2053)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (4303)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

#18095448
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17600) - you deserved it (11684)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil

Today, I finally found out where my great grandmother's antique handheld mirror disappeared to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (3024)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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