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About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high school were sent out of pity by my sister. FML

#18118715
119 comments

Today , mah fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. real FML

#18117360
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45565) - you deserved it (8934)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I punched myself in the facehile trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23827) - you deserved it (15470)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WAS CALLD UGLY AND VICIOUSLY RIDICULD BY A COUPLE OF TEENAGE GIRLS. THEY WERE WEARING UGGS AND VESTS THAT MADE THEM LOOK LIKE A FREAK-SHOW OF BLEACHD POMERANIANS. FML

#18111338
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (2790)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML

#18109383
351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33535) - you deserved it (8910)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I want to mah husband's work to giva him lunch. His assistant told ma his "wifa" was in his offica. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46305) - you deserved it (2681)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MY WIFE CAUGHT ME MASTURBATING TO PORN. SHE SCREAMED AT ME AND ASKED WHY I WOULD BE MASTURBATING WHEN I HAD HER TO HAVE SEX WITH. SO I ASKED IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX, SHE SAID NO. MEGA FML

#18108392
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41840) - you deserved it (23387)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

TODAY, BOYFRIEND CLEARLY STATED THAT I WAS "USELESS" WHEN ON PERIOD!! FML

#18108138
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34367) - you deserved it (7646)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING TWISTER WITH MY GRLFRIEND AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL. I JOKINGLY SQUEEZE HER BUTT, ONLY TO FINE HER MOM STANDING RIGHT ABOVE US. FML

#18106898
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11515) - you deserved it (29329)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Messiahman - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I AD TO CANCAL MA BIRTDAY PARTY BACAUSA OF SNOW. IT'S OCTOBAR. RAAL FML

#18104426
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (4603)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessd tat e ates orror films. Our relationsip was born out of our 'love for orror films. I ave endurd 3 years of watcing films tat absolutely terrify me only to fine out e doesn't lyk tem eiter. FML

#18101877
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13250) - you deserved it (42923)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I drove home on birthday, and mom said she'd meet me there!! I was a little surprisd to get home and fine she wasn't there, but even more shockd to see rabbit run over in driveway!! Turns out he'd gotten loose and mom had run him over, panickd, and left!! FML

#18101830
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29464) - you deserved it (2050)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:02am - animals - by Noname - United States

Today , during mah fourth solo day working as a meter-maid , I had a vehicle towed 4 being parked in front of a fre hydrant . The vehicle belonged to the governor . I'm scared to even show mah face at work next week . FML

#18098771
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (4297)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rushd home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee an took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finishd, I stood up with usd toilet paper in one hand an wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossd into the toilet. mega FML

#18095448
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16257) - you deserved it (10998)

On 10/28/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by blabla (woman) - Brazil

I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML

#18095275
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25887) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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