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Today,hile in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line . The sad part is that it's better thanhen he says "Are you gonna pay fir the stuff you put in yur purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend confessd tat e ates orror films. Our relationsip was born out of our 'love for orror films. I ave endurd 3 years of watcing films tat absolutely terrify me only to fine out e doesn't lyk tem eiter. FML
Today, I drove home on birthday, and mom said she'd meet me there!! I was a little surprisd to get home and fine she wasn't there, but even more shockd to see rabbit run over in driveway!! Turns out he'd gotten loose and mom had run him over, panickd, and left!! FML
Today , during mah fourth solo day working as a meter-maid , I had a vehicle towed 4 being parked in front of a fre hydrant . The vehicle belonged to the governor . I'm scared to even show mah face at work next week . FML
Today, I rushd home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee an took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finishd, I stood up with usd toilet paper in one hand an wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossd into the toilet. mega FML
I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
Friday 27 March 2015