About Siriusblack97
I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~
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Siriusblack97's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

By CalyenaL - / Sunday 13 May 2012 01:35 / Mexico - Tijuana

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

By Lizofsmeg - / Friday 11 May 2012 05:03 / United States

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

By Snickers - / Saturday 12 May 2012 04:27 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML

By lspicknall / Saturday 12 May 2012 06:41 / United States - Hartland

Today, while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of my nose with my fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for my scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 May 2012 22:09 / Netherlands - Vianen