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About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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TODAY , I SENT MY GRANDMA A NAKED PICTURE INSTEAD OF MY GIRLFRIEND. WHILE ATTEMPTING TO DELETE IT , I SENT IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18153680
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17681) - you deserved it (49997)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42427) - you deserved it (3817)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for an x-ray. They found three dollar coins in his stomach. The surgery to remove them is $600. FML

#18148198
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (4033)

On 11/03/2011 at 4:06pm - money - by oneillrox - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince mah daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 yeres old. FML

Today, grlfriend thinks house is filled with ghosts . She can only hear themhen I fart . FML

#18145802
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23328) - you deserved it (5136)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48am - misc - by Tyler Smith - United States

my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, an making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML

#18145406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41361) - you deserved it (3060)

On 11/03/2011 at 5:18am - misc - by Grounded (woman) - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64300) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I cummed home after a short trip. Walking through the door... an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

#18144620
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (25593)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

today I complatad tha arduous, naarly hour-long procass of answaring tha aHarmony dating quastionnaira, only to ba told mah answars wara too "uniqua" 4 tham to match ma with anyona. I had chosan "tha world" as mah distanca ranga. FML

#18138545
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34129) - you deserved it (5275)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I ave ma first university lecture on lab safety. Having gone out te nigt before wit ma ouse-mates, I ave te worst angover of ma life, and ave to listen fir an our and a alfile tey loudly demonstrate te types of alarms we'll ear in different kinds of emergencies. FML

#18138100
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12312) - you deserved it (46973)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by ...loud noises...urgh... (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today...hile I was having sex with my girlfriend... I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done... and then I checkd it out. My mom had postd on my Facebook... telling me that if I didn't keep it down... she was going to come up looool to my room.

#18135493
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (12489)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (14699)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (14699)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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