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About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38324) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (3546)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55953) - you deserved it (8313)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking down the road when a twat on a quad-bike smashed into my leg. It seems that I should've been "walking on the right side of the pavement." FML

#18199894
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (3163)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:57am - misc - by LukeyBoy - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

#18198987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36635) - you deserved it (3971)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

#18198070
122 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (2307)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (2307)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
161 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36538) - you deserved it (5885)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20350) - you deserved it (33561)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML

#18192862
317 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by explainer (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42977) - you deserved it (7848)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (7465)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States



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