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  • Number of visits : 17469
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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Today, my social-awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML

#18244071
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (4406)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ish0rty - United States

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21747) - you deserved it (3054)

On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21747) - you deserved it (3054)

On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15491) - you deserved it (29740)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15491) - you deserved it (29740)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

#18236963
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (2185)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27629) - you deserved it (2080)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40530) - you deserved it (7073)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27305) - you deserved it (4103)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

#18229503
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17580) - you deserved it (5314)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:13pm - health - by Courtney (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41037) - you deserved it (3180) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29567) - you deserved it (6787)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML



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