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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28329
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About SiriusBlack97 : I am going to be honest here. I like good food, books, films, Downton Abbey, Harry Potter, adult slumber parties, and flirting. Message me if you think we have anything in common~

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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38939) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (11651)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27702) - you deserved it (6566)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after years of training myself to crave healthier foods in order to lose weight, I found out that some of my favorite health-foods actually aggravate my hypothyroidism, and indirectly reduce my metabolism. Broccoli and soybeans are making me fat. FML

#18271623
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28370) - you deserved it (3437)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:34am - health - by healthfoodshmealthfood - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (5809)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (5809)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned how hard it is to remove peanut butter from your own eye. FML

#18271050
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12682) - you deserved it (22433)

On 11/17/2011 at 6:22am - health - by ray - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28266) - you deserved it (2905)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10198) - you deserved it (35868)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (3441)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15193) - you deserved it (31590)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13553) - you deserved it (59275)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

#18254256
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (15879)

On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)



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