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Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511
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On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

#7351107
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

#4678208
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On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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