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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1276
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ShutYourFace_ : Hello, Beautiful People.
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Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

#13956105
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31914) - you deserved it (3242)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30248) - you deserved it (9863)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was showing my Mom how to use the Internet on her phone. As there was bad reception, it said "Unexpected Failure." Seeing it, she muttered under her breath, "Just like you, then..." FML

#13937046
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28510) - you deserved it (2640)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by unexpected_failure (man) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29889) - you deserved it (6774)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54679) - you deserved it (2655)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30634) - you deserved it (6728)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34357) - you deserved it (5266)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32504) - you deserved it (3203)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

#13206157
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (6509)

On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23013) - you deserved it (6573)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34117) - you deserved it (3200)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML

#13068914
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47617) - you deserved it (3991)

On 09/16/2010 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML

Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (8504)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

#12986098
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (12195)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)



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