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Sexy_Smurf
  • Town/Country : Kent, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 616
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Sexy_Smurf : I'm just me, nothing more - nothing less.... I have a gorgeous boyfriend & 2 beautiful children and a little smurf on the way..all of whom I adore. Life is pretty good right now!

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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5198) - you deserved it (23376)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:55am - misc - by gengiskarn69 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 12:21am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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