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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8913
  • Number of comments : 252
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.


-I'm a huge Queen fan. Completely obsessed. For example, my username has "Queen" in it and 0905 is the birthdate of the late Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen and my idol.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Italy and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- You will never find a firmer supporter of gay rights (who is not gay)

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML


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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML


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On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML


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On 02/19/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by queenbee12345678 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML


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On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30500) - you deserved it (9318) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML


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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML


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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML


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On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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