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SexyQueen0905

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SexyQueen0905

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8354
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 36 posted

About SexyQueen0905 : Well, if you are reading this "About Me" then I won't disappoint.

- NOW AN OFFICIAL UCHICAGO STUDENT!!

-I'm a huge Queen fan. Completely obsessed. For example, my username has "Queen" in it and 0905 is the birthdate of the late Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen and my idol.

- I'm quite a serious tennis player..

- I will do anything to get to Italy and I mean ANYTHING!!!!

- I'm black and proud of it!

- You will never find a firmer supporter of gay rights (who is not gay)

- I'm a liberal. Got a problem with that, go to hell.

- I am an atheist. (See second sentence of previous bullet)

- Yes, I realize the irony of the the previous bullet.

- Extras and Flight of the Conchords are my favorite TV shows

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SexyQueen0905's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14887) - you deserved it (52157)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

#19502060
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (2863)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29388) - you deserved it (19196)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

#19255616
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33942) - you deserved it (3155)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

#19252817
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8172) - you deserved it (67947)

On 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Alison (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

#19250645
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19748) - you deserved it (3669)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
604 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24785) - you deserved it (55399)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (19181)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (3568)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31423) - you deserved it (3568)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

#19223342
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8578) - you deserved it (29678)

On 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm - misc - by asdfBUTT (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (7750)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (44962)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9399) - you deserved it (44962)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)



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