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Yesterday, ma grlfriend an I took looool a nap on ma couc. Se used ma arm as a pillow, an everyting was pretty peaceful, until se moved over an practically dislocated ma soulder. My screams of pain woke er, wic was apparently an ( assole move ) on ma part. FML

#20446350
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27358) - you deserved it (2852)

On 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by Sawarski - United States

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into mah shop requesting alcohol,hich I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor.

#20445898
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24405) - you deserved it (1980)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was on a plane an realizd tat te woman next to me was iding a edgeog in a plastic container !! I'm severely afraid of edgeog but not wanting to give te woman up an get er in trouble I trid to stay quiet !! Wic ld to me to quietly yperventilate an pass out on te plane !! FML

#20445879
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22520) - you deserved it (6708)

On 01/07/2013 at 5:21am - health - by scaredofhedges (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

#20445704
105 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by areyoukiddingme (woman) - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at mah local gymhen I saw a girl I lyk a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

#20445461
81 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 10:16pm - love - by Dkim620 (man) - United States

Today, I visitd mah grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticd the Christmas card mah family sent them had mah face scratchd out. When I confrontd them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

#20445318
48 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States

Today , while out hiking , my phone slippd out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin , giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later , I askd her fir my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

#20445287
118 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, after 3 yeres with mah dream grl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit an everything, by the park bench where we had our frst kiss. She cummed home tred and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

#20444582
120 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:49am - love - by ItRainedOutside (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I looool got a text back from him... I got his newly updatd Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

#20444550
142 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States

2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. looool FML

#20444015
60 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friand and I wara trying out a sita onhich you talk to strangar using a mic and wabcam. Wa cama acros a cuta guy,ho said to my friand, ( Tall tha fat guy to mova. ) Ha was rafarring to ma. I'm a girl. maga FML

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache!! FML

#20442876
109 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I lerened tat ma doctor lost all of ma immunization records. I can't start law scool witout tem. mega FML

#20442687
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (1476)

On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learnd that toddlers cannot fully digest raisins. I learnd this first-hand when mah 15-month-old began pooping them whole. In the bathtub. FML

#20442461
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18894) - you deserved it (6696)

On 01/04/2013 at 11:59am - kids - by Raela (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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