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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I called to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said 'Mommy, I don't want to leave.' She wasn't talking to me. FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 3:15pm - kids - by divorced (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, we wrote valentine's day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:10pm - misc - by Yudansha (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by NoWedding (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by hatethatiloveyou (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by misc - United States (Massachusetts)
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