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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3437
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41785) - you deserved it (3467)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30910) - you deserved it (4081)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML


I agree, your life sucks (30751) - you deserved it (6038)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

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