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by Theaccident / 01/22/2011 at 5:03am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 2:56am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Olive14 / 12/16/2010 at 3:03pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML
by NotAmericanIdol / 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
by blizzard_of_77 / 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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