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Sandsh8rk

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Sandsh8rk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14766
  • Number of comments : 556
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

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Visits<b>thefucksigive</b> - 4 hours ago<b>CaityOlivia94</b> - 23 hours ago<b>JustATeenageMess</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:27am<b>hersheykisses511</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:43pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:36am<b>WeKiIITheBatman</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:43pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:50am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 8:38am<b>Camlin93</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 5:40am<b>Thoricsteam20</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:23am<b>Arthurie</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:24pm<b>betweenwinds</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:56pm<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 6:18am<b>why57why</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:27pm<b>AbsoluteTwist</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:12pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 3:26pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 12:36pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 12:42pm

Fucked!<b>hersheykisses511</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:44pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 4:36pm<b>doodFML</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:21am<b>esther23</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:17pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:14pm<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:40pm<b>cartermccarroll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Sansa</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:21am<b>xninix</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:39am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:14am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:03am<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:40pm

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

#21405064
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (4520)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML

#21404939
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26508) - you deserved it (2788)

On 05/05/2015 at 2:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got my 14-year-old son to aim while using the bathroom. If only I could get my husband to do the same. FML

#21404795
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26096) - you deserved it (2537)

On 05/04/2015 at 10:03pm - kids - by JustSom - United States (Virginia)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2360)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (5559)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
108 comments

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

#21402099
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31885) - you deserved it (5437)

On 04/29/2015 at 11:31pm - love - by Confusedblonde - United States (Ohio)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML

#21400981
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38944) - you deserved it (2792)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "God" told her to. I guess "God" didn't have any problems with me buying dinner first. FML

#21399506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29609) - you deserved it (2592)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by wil - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34307) - you deserved it (5276)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (2500)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)



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