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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 15713
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33185) - you deserved it (1970)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22971) - you deserved it (1976)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26746) - you deserved it (4713)

On 06/21/2015 at 8:50pm - misc - by ssondik - United States (Connecticut)

Today, some asshat ran onto the road and tried and jump over my car as I drove by. He didn't make the jump. FML

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27351) - you deserved it (2620)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:45am - love - by ugh - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (3439)

On 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the restaurant I recently got a job at, to take the introductory three hour training course. Afterwards, I was told I wasn't hired after all. Why? The girl I was replacing suddenly decided she didn't want to move away and quit after all. FML

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28927) - you deserved it (4318)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I'm five and a half weeks pregnant. One of my coworkers told me that it sucks that I'll have to wait so long to show. I asked her what she meant; she replied, "It's always harder to tell when big girls are pregnant. Can't tell what's fat and what's baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28922) - you deserved it (4564)

On 06/18/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by pregnantfatty - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27187) - you deserved it (12701)

On 06/18/2015 at 7:29pm - money - by fuckstudentloans - United States (California)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31156) - you deserved it (9060)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (2570)

On 06/15/2015 at 7:07pm - misc - by PatientlyDying (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32177) - you deserved it (5054)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27018) - you deserved it (6569)

On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

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