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Sandsh8rk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10807
  • Number of comments : 489
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32144) - you deserved it (4393)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I started my job selling perfume in a department store. I decided to be creative and sprayed a little perfume towards the first person who walked by. She had an allergic reaction, and an ambulance had to be called. FML

#21281002
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19469) - you deserved it (37661)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:24am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29059) - you deserved it (3080)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

#21266215
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36502) - you deserved it (3056)

On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my parents are divorcing and my mom is moving out. I'm 11 weeks pregnant. Breaking the news should be fun. FML

#21265944
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (6097)

On 09/26/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by 19collegestudentandpregant - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend convinced my 4-year-old sister that girls don't poop. She won't stop crying and now thinks she's a freak. FML

#21260556
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36737) - you deserved it (3478)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:16am - kids - by Anonymous - Kenya

Today, at my father's funeral, they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells, "That... That THING is not your father!" FML

#21245330
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (2612)

On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML

#21238351
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20978) - you deserved it (51096)

On 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I picked up an extra shift at the store. It was also the day the store's ventilation system shut down, resulting in carbon monoxide poisoning for me and two co-workers. FML

#21230314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (2753)

On 08/05/2014 at 6:44pm - work - by cutthroatkait (woman) - United States

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

#21220355
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46696) - you deserved it (3674)

On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

#21218609
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40152) - you deserved it (4528)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40539) - you deserved it (4398)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

#21209204
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44814) - you deserved it (3527)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

#21204205
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43799) - you deserved it (3087)

On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)



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