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About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.
And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML
TODAY AFTER GROWING MY HAIR OUT FOR OVER A YEAR AN CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD THAT IT MAKES ME LOOK LYK A GIRL, I FINALLY CUT IT. THE FIRST THING MY FRIENDS SAID WHEN THEY SAW ME WAS THAT I NOW LOOK LYK A ( LESBIAN. ) BIG FAT FML
Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML
TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML
Today , I finally got up the courage to talk to mah four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently , an how I needed his support while I try to get mah self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
TODAY, I TOOK MAH DRIVER'S TEST. THE WOMAN ADMINISTERING IT WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, SO TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY I SAID THE FIRST THING I COULD THINK OF: ( IT MUST BE SCARY GETTING IN THE CAR WITH SOMEONE U DON'T KNOW! ) SHE FAILED ME FIR ( EXCESSIVE CHATTING. ) FML
Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015