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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16303
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML


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On 04/23/2015 at 5:04am - work - by Old and Ugly (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML


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On 04/18/2015 at 10:38am - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML


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On 04/16/2015 at 11:34pm - work - by shaifox96 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML


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On 04/14/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML


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On 04/13/2015 at 11:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML


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On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to "Get a life. Or better pickup lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by fuck (man) - Netherlands

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML


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On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML


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On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML


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On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML


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On 03/02/2015 at 7:48pm - misc - by Microtron - United States (Ohio)

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