Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Sandsh8rk

Online | Search for a member

Sandsh8rk

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8671
  • Number of comments : 476
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

Sandsh8rk's page activity

Visits<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 9:41pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 2:28pm<b>luke_preston</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 11:06am<b>Queen_bee1234</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:51am<b>kjoule</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 7:51pm<b>grunt2423</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:02pm<b>SkipBeatOtaku</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 7:53pm<b>xSaru</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 5:52pm<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 4:29pm<b>WeLikeIke</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:21am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:28am<b>ShitHappen</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:13am<b>ilovemsminaj</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 9:02am<b>predator0309</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 11:24pm<b>abattior</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 5:20am<b>MLardinos</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:34pm<b>agghhh</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 8:23pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 9:10am

Liked!<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:03am<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:40pm

Sandsh8rk's FML badges

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

Picture this FML

You have left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

See all of Sandsh8rk's badges

Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML

#20899972
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44667) - you deserved it (2869)

On 09/29/2013 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML

#20898181
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66923) - you deserved it (4071)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

#20897674
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42653) - you deserved it (2691)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:20am - love - by kitkat3308 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

#20895842
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51539) - you deserved it (6309)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

#20894470
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47651) - you deserved it (4277)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

#20893179
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52046) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML

#20893002
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57621) - you deserved it (4600)

On 09/23/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

#20892314
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40799) - you deserved it (18548)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:56pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

#20891755
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43043) - you deserved it (3728)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

#20890231
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38405) - you deserved it (3710)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

#20890032
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (45682)

On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML

#20889279
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42135) - you deserved it (9740)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was struggling to move a large bookshelf downstairs. Mid-way down, the weight became too much for me and I desperately yelled to my dad for help. He stood at the top of the stairs and said, "Cash or broken bones. How much's it worth, son?" I'm now £50 poorer. FML

#20889249
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38079) - you deserved it (3581)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:20pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML

#20888238
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44924) - you deserved it (12456)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

#20888198
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50450) - you deserved it (5732)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: