About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.
See my profile picture? That's my reaction to the super crappy comment that you just made on that FML. You know what I'm talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:05am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 1:02am - work - by Flyboy (man) - United States (California)
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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On 06/27/2010 at 9:30am - kids - by DaddyZ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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On 06/19/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Grace (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
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On 06/08/2010 at 3:11am - work - by Myzyri (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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On 05/10/2010 at 6:14am - money - by boring (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)
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