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Sandsh8rk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 18232
  • Number of comments : 613
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

by storyofmylife / 06/09/2015 at 10:44pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

by dBLIZZARD / 06/09/2015 at 2:39pm / United States / Animals

Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first! Yes, I'm first on the waiting list for the M.A. degree I applied to. FML

by winneuse / 06/04/2015 at 10:30pm / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2015 at 3:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got engaged. When I called my father, who is out of state for a few days, to tell him, his response was, "What'd you do that for?" FML

by jessiebear159 / 05/28/2015 at 3:04am / United States (Minnesota) / Love

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Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

by stupid / 05/26/2015 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Money

Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho / 05/24/2015 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous

Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML

by homo fuckofftus / 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, my brother changed my Google+ name without asking. He has done this before and I fixed it by just changing it back. Turns out Google has a 3-time limit per year for how many times you can change your name. Now I'm stuck with "Poop" for my YouTube name for a year. FML

by KittKatt / 05/20/2015 at 1:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 7:43am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML

by username / 05/19/2015 at 2:45am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy

Today, I got stopped by people asking for donations for their charity services. Being who I am, I hate saying no to people, so I told them "I don't have any money, only my card." Did you know they also accept payment by card? FML

by Anonymous / 05/18/2015 at 9:22pm / Australia (Victoria) / Money

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous