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Sandsh8rk

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Sandsh8rk

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14948
  • Number of comments : 556
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML

#21340989
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34009) - you deserved it (5184)

On 01/20/2015 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by fun in functioning, I suppose - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

#21338935
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29894) - you deserved it (6252)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (36943)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, I gave a presentation to my college class about life with Tourette syndrome. I only got 3 minutes into it before my asswipe classmates started yelling stuff like "Shit!", "Cock!", and "Bob Saget!" I gave up and went back to my seat in tears as our bored instructor said "Next." FML

#21334608
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36272) - you deserved it (2683)

On 01/10/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML

#21321099
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my mother-in-law asked for a copy of my son's death certificate so she could have her week-long island beach holiday classed as bereavement leave. FML

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

#21318557
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (7461)

On 12/16/2014 at 2:26pm - misc - by privatebathroomneeded - United States (California)

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML

Today, while working in a restaurant, a woman told me I was completely incompetent, was the worst hostess she'd ever seen, and that she would call my district manager non-stop until I was fired. I'd clocked in less than 10 minutes before and hadn't said a single word to her. FML

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

#21309848
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34598) - you deserved it (4441)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:40am - intimacy - by justagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML

#21308358
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (2942)

On 11/29/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by justawallflower - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML

#21303546
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28058) - you deserved it (2178)

On 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm - misc - by ShutUp007 - United States (Minnesota)



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