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Sandsh8rk

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Sandsh8rk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14131
  • Number of comments : 539
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Sandsh8rk : Oh, hello. You seem to have stumbled across my FML page.

And yes, I know my profile picture perfectly matches my comment.

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Visits<b>janeius</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:53pm<b>notzax</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 1:45pm<b>youngsparrow</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:02am<b>doodFML</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:21pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 5:46pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:18pm<b>Accurate_Vision</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:25am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:27am<b>2nd</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:08am<b>apaul982</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 5:40pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:39pm<b>Sammy342</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:04pm<b>bgodbold</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 1:06am<b>esther23</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:16pm<b>Thorin2012</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 7:03pm<b>IceCharge</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:58pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 3:23am<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:14am

Fucked!<b>doodFML</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:21am<b>esther23</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:17pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:14pm<b>thebakingseal</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:40pm<b>cartermccarroll</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:18pm<b>Sansa</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:30pm<b>Unrecognisable</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 2:21am<b>xninix</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 6:39am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 1:14am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 2:03am<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 11:40pm

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Sandsh8rk's favorite FMLs

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

#21435764
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18966) - you deserved it (1514)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

#21435204
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19750) - you deserved it (2926)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20782) - you deserved it (7802)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

#21434226
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23180) - you deserved it (1485)

On 06/30/2015 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

#21433955
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (1443)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21388) - you deserved it (1542)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (2285)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family and I were driving and we passed a strip club called DB's Golden Banana. My 5-year-old sister asked what it was, so my dad said it was a place where people dance. Now my sister keeps telling people she wants to be a dancer at DB's Golden Banana. FML

#21432491
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24828) - you deserved it (2584)

On 06/26/2015 at 7:32pm - kids - by tycrist8 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I went to visit my mother after many years. Her hoarding has gotten so bad that now the house is entirely filled with junk and garbage, and she is camping out in the jungle of a backyard, cooking on a cauldron over a fire and shitting in the compost pile, with no working heat or water. FML

#21431843
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (2067)

On 06/25/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by childofcrazy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

#21431204
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23917) - you deserved it (1524)

On 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm - work - by Ain't going nowhere - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31637) - you deserved it (1801)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21802) - you deserved it (1744)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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