About Sammiches : Hi, my name's Sammiches, I like to draw, watch movies and play videogames.
Valve games are my favourite. (Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life)
I mostly listen to electro music (Gemini, Caravan Palace)
Feel free to message me about anything.
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Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:47am - work - by f_ck_U (man) - China (Zhejiang)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML
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On 09/18/2011 at 9:36am - misc - by incaseudidntkno - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mom admitted that she always makes me put away the dishes because my obsessive compulsive tendencies force me to arrange the glasses and silverware by size, just the way she likes them. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by Awesome. (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)
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