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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2077
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Sammiches : Hi, my name's Sammiches, I like to draw, watch movies and play videogames.
Valve games are my favourite. (Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life)
I mostly listen to electro music (Gemini, Caravan Palace)
Feel free to message me about anything.

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Sammiches's favorite FMLs

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21464) - you deserved it (6707)

On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (6004)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

#18442562
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29993) - you deserved it (7422)

On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

#18441721
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34365) - you deserved it (5128)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26678) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29199) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML

#18253650
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23307) - you deserved it (6897)

On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19899) - you deserved it (9734)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14584) - you deserved it (31184)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML

#18170655
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28985) - you deserved it (16419)

On 11/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by wellthisisawkward80 - United States

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38879) - you deserved it (5262)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

#18146930
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8756) - you deserved it (39315)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - work - by hatemyboss - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62397) - you deserved it (4622)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (5389)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

#18127186
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12290) - you deserved it (41770)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:09am - misc - by candice - Reserved



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