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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 298
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SamanthaRose143 : I'm 14. I love music and summer. I'm sick of Michigan weather. And I'm obsessed with Lil Wayne. Wanna know? Ask.

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Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9598) - you deserved it (25403)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28192) - you deserved it (3693)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17996) - you deserved it (76372)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37256) - you deserved it (7464)

On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11703) - you deserved it (41550)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (5627)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

#17720492
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30829) - you deserved it (2757)

On 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22332) - you deserved it (13119)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (5201)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37009) - you deserved it (3256)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48602) - you deserved it (20964)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States



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