About SamanthaRose143 : I'm 14. I love music and summer. I'm sick of Michigan weather. And I'm obsessed with Lil Wayne. Wanna know? Ask.
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by yollew / 11/25/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
by InstantHardOn / 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Kids
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love
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