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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About SamanthaRose143 : I'm 14. I love music and summer. I'm sick of Michigan weather. And I'm obsessed with Lil Wayne. Wanna know? Ask.

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SamanthaRose143's favorite FMLs

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

by yollew / 11/25/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML

by InstantHardOn / 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

by Anonymous / 09/11/2011 at 3:16pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Kids

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

by fmlTGOD / 08/24/2011 at 7:34am / United States / Love

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

by Tootsy_Roll_Pop / 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous