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About Saltime : I fell from the sky. I was sent here with one purpose: to create classical and comical comments on FML.
"They hated me. But their hate only fueled my passion."
Now, if you make a stupid comment, you better be ready to back it up.
If you comment with one of the following, I'm going to ruin you. :
"That's a shitty situation." (Or any "shitty" pun).
"Haha!" / "LOL."
"YDI for [stupid unrelated reason]."
"[Women in kitchen joke]."
"[Comment that is impossible to read]".
"You spelled [word] wrong!!"
You best be watching your back.
Some experienced users on FML:
Don't screw with them. They'll literally tear you apart. (In addition to a possible Coca-Cola bottle up your arse.)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
Friday 4 September 2015