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Saltime

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4595
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Saltime : I fell from the sky. I was sent here with one purpose: to create classical and comical comments on FML.

"They hated me. But their hate only fueled my passion."


Now, if you make a stupid comment, you better be ready to back it up.

If you comment with one of the following, I'm going to ruin you. :

"First!"
"That's a shitty situation." (Or any "shitty" pun).
"Haha!" / "LOL."
"YDI for [stupid unrelated reason]."
"[Women in kitchen joke]."
"[Comment that is impossible to read]".
"You spelled [word] wrong!!"
You best be watching your back.

Some experienced users on FML:
•DocBastard
•Sirin
•every1luvsboners
•Perdix
•Didi

Don't screw with them. They'll literally tear you apart. (In addition to a possible Coca-Cola bottle up your arse.)

Enjoy FML!

Saltime's page activity

Visits<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:31pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:41pm<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 8:18pm<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 2:22pm<b>constipation</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 6:08pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 3:01am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:14am<b>PegasusHeart</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 11:30am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:20am<b>redstone7693</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:49pm<b>DaBayst</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 7:29am<b>Ardeku</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:28pm<b>CreatingReality</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 8:20am<b>loveblondie</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 6:50pm<b>amadeclton</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 2:11pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 2:45am<b>Journiexo</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:21am<b>tiamacowicky</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 5:13pm

Fucked!<b>Vintage_Cola</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 7:24pm

Saltime's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Saltime's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

by Nik / 01/23/2009 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous