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About Saltime : I fell from the sky. I was sent here with one purpose: to create classical and comical comments on FML.
"They hated me. But their hate only fueled my passion."
Now, if you make a stupid comment, you better be ready to back it up.
If you comment with one of the following, I'm going to ruin you. :
"That's a shitty situation." (Or any "shitty" pun).
"Haha!" / "LOL."
"YDI for [stupid unrelated reason]."
"[Women in kitchen joke]."
"[Comment that is impossible to read]".
"You spelled [word] wrong!!"
You best be watching your back.
Some experienced users on FML:
Don't screw with them. They'll literally tear you apart. (In addition to a possible Coca-Cola bottle up your arse.)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Friday 3 July 2015