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SARSvirus79
  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SARSvirus79 : I am often drunk, sometimes boring, rarely silent, never stingy, always awesome. :-)
I'm straight, but I hate discrimination against gays and lesbians. It's the 21st century, for God's sake!
I'm not an FML-addict yet, but give it time.
Msg me if you want. I'll definitely reply.

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2376)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, the love of my life, who I moved all the way from Australia to England to be with, broke up with me cause I didn't like her cat. FML

#13934756
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26366) - you deserved it (6065)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:20am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24966) - you deserved it (4207)

On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26513) - you deserved it (2700)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

#13897942
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24736) - you deserved it (7733)

On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18675) - you deserved it (32923)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49577) - you deserved it (5334)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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