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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SARSvirus79 : I am often drunk, sometimes boring, rarely silent, never stingy, always awesome. :-)
I'm straight, but I hate discrimination against gays and lesbians. It's the 21st century, for God's sake!
I'm not an FML-addict yet, but give it time.
Msg me if you want. I'll definitely reply.

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Today, I broke up with girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me!! Her defense was, ( It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this!! ) FML

#13946366
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33905) - you deserved it (2844)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I finally made out with mah boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML

#13907049
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29534) - you deserved it (4641)

On 11/20/2010 at 1:20am - love - by lorrilanee (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... it was mah brthday. The only person that remembered was mah creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29339) - you deserved it (2969)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got dumpd after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressd, I postd on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of mah cousins commentd, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

#13897942
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29324) - you deserved it (8752)

On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding hand... I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie fir him. Then he moved seats. FML

#13645625
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21570) - you deserved it (37513)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:41am - love - by Samantha - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I found out that my ( I don't believe in pre-marital sex ) boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. real FML

#13311710
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52832) - you deserved it (5598)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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