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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1389
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About RyanWolves : Today, my girlfriend and I were at her home alone and found a pair of handcuffs, i put it on one wrist for fun thinking it was fake. They weren't fake and we couldn't find a key. After hours of trying to pick the lock I get in my car to go home as a cop rolls up to the house because her parents got into a heated dispute, i had to let the cop know what happened to get the handcuffs off...oh and she's underage. FML

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Today, was my grandmother's funeral and we had to sing. My dad is a horrible singer, and I tried my hardest not to laugh, I turned red faced and tears were falling from my eyes. My step mother held my hand and said that she was in a better place. I couldn't hold it any longer. I laughed my ass off. FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

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