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Today, my girlfriend and I were at her home alone and found a pair of handcuffs, i put it on one wrist for fun thinking it was fake. They weren't fake and we couldn't find a key. After hours of trying to pick the lock I get in my car to go home as a cop rolls up to the house because her parents got into a heated dispute, i had to let the cop know what happened to get the handcuffs off...oh and she's underage. FML
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