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  • Number of visits : 23107
  • Number of comments : 423
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out exactly wat Ducolax stool softener is all about . Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6006) - you deserved it (21086)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I WAS LOBSTERING. WHILE I WAS GETTING BANDS, MY CO-WORKER DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE A LOBSTER PINCH MY EAR. IT WAS A 4 POUND LOBSTER, AND MY EAR WAS SWOLLEN FOR 5 HOURS. FML

#8731287
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19680) - you deserved it (2366)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I visitd mah friend in a nasty part of town . When I saw the shatterd window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I movd mah car to a safer location . Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal mah stereo without making any noise . FML

#8712450
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20417) - you deserved it (2691)

On 02/28/2010 at 5:51am - money - by unsurprised (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... at mah volleyball tournament I was extremely pumpd to start playing so I went to take mah looool sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I lookd down to come to realize I had no spandex on... just a thong. FML

#8698914
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10081) - you deserved it (28599)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Yesterday.. . I Saw Boobs.. . In Person.. . 4 Te First Time . Too Bad Tey Were Ma Mom's And I'm 27 . FML

#8664737
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32129) - you deserved it (7635)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today a friend of mine sent me a message saying ( Man I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything . ) real FML

#8654882
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

TODAY , AS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF GIVING MAH BOYFRIEND HEAD , HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "EAT THAT COCKMEAT SANDWICH." HE SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS A TURN ON. FML

#8612395
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (4306)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked er wat was wrong, an se said er usband was going to looool divorce er 4 seeing me. FML

#8590845
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40103) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal . FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5978) - you deserved it (63387)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, mah boss mada ma soma tortallini 4 lunch. As I was happily aating it, ha startad to giva ma a massaga,hila talking to his friands in Graak. Ha told ma that ha said "Sha's mah #1 cashiar." Turns out,hat ha raally said was "Saa, if you faad tham wall, thay lat you touch tham." FML

#8576368
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28570) - you deserved it (5492)

On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on 4 te past tree yeres broke ting off over a Facebook message. I replid, and told im tat I was at least wort a pone call. He replid ( Well, I'm sorry, I disagree. )

#8563536
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (3957)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, wile eating at an outdoor café, a man on te street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier tan you, bitc." Tanks fir te confidence boost. mega FML

#8539206
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28245) - you deserved it (2406)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook!! The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a grl and her putting mah face through the wall!! FML

#8477900
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6824) - you deserved it (33251)

On 02/20/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by creamed (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday I found out tat boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow . Or it's going in yur eye.' Today I also found out tat boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously . fat FML

#8439216
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20238) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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