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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    101%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ruralninja's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 12 March 2009 09:30 / New Zealand

Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML

By Fonzie34 - / Monday 1 March 2010 02:42 / United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

By unsurprised - / Sunday 28 February 2010 10:51 / United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

By volleyballgirl / Sunday 28 February 2010 01:11 / United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

By sad - / Friday 26 February 2010 19:17 / United States