Runninvegan

Search for a member

Runninvegan

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1593
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Runninvegan : So... Does this napkin smell like Chloroform to you?

Runninvegan's page activity

Visits<b>TeraBaap</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 5:06am<b>BonerFart</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:25am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 4:38am<b>krazy789</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 12:39pm<b>emo_and_supreme</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:12pm<b>zzarzzur</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 6:55pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 3:21pm<b>ber_moresushi</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 1:09am<b>CravenCat</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:05pm<b>Raleaf</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 7:17pm<b>Dallyni</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 3:37pm<b>idefka</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 7:37pm<b>christophbak</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:55am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>JayGatsby</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:14am<b>Unknown939</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:08am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 11:51pm<b>max367</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:08pm

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 10:38am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:51pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:29am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:02am

Runninvegan's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of Runninvegan's badges

Runninvegan's favorite FMLs

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

by lafinesse / 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm / Miscellaneous

Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML

by Garry / 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin for $125. FML

by Optimus_Prime97 / 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm / United States / Money

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

by pathetic / 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Geek

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

by gottalovefriends / 04/23/2012 at 12:04am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

by Hot Pants / 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

by aprilfools22 / 08/17/2011 at 4:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

by Anonymous / 11/26/2009 at 2:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation