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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 208
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RoseCrystal : I am here for the laughs :)

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RoseCrystal's favorite FMLs

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (7145)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (45497)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (29915)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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