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Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (6047) - you deserved it (31664)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (5929) - you deserved it (26634)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (5206)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (51844) - you deserved it (26221)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)