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Rooney101's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

By ShowOff - / Thursday 11 March 2010 08:13 / United Kingdom

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

By AnRom - / Thursday 17 December 2009 09:58 / United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

By ohgod - / Friday 14 August 2009 16:57 / United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

By Jeweler - / Friday 26 June 2009 06:13 / United States