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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37296) - you deserved it (3535)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, I was mugged by three guys. I fought back, and knocked one down. This made them angry, so they stole my clothes as well. FML

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10062) - you deserved it (28502)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (3514)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

#17566686
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33201) - you deserved it (5308)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37450) - you deserved it (3284)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39547) - you deserved it (3737)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (5371)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

#17165263
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60637) - you deserved it (5652)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133105) - you deserved it (7373)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65490) - you deserved it (11537)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14275) - you deserved it (42305)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44195) - you deserved it (3273)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter turned 18. She decided to use this day to tell me everywhere her and her boyfriends have had sex in my house to get revenge for being overprotective. FML

#16451971
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22681) - you deserved it (58952)

On 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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