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Rockyio
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 40057
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rockyio : ...If you have ever jerked off while eating a banana.. your a homo

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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
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I agree, your life sucks (12718) - you deserved it (36830)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6954) - you deserved it (40592)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML

#4484
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54281) - you deserved it (6481)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9039) - you deserved it (55693)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version



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