About Rockyio
...If you have ever jerked off while eating a banana.. your a homo
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • One ring to rule them all

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  • One more and it's business time

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Rockyio's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

By jerk - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 06:44 / United States

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed "Tell him Happy Birthday for me!" and as I pressed send I remember her dad was dead. FML

By blind - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:11 / South Africa

Today, I ran into my crush of three years ago. We used to always walk our dogs together. He still remembered my dog's name. He didn't remember mine. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 10:10 / Netherlands

Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML

By anonymous - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 June 2009 09:59 / United States