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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1983 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 49359
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rockyio : ...If you have ever jerked off while eating a banana.. your a homo

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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (43757)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (50563)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10940) - you deserved it (57553)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66561) - you deserved it (7767)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:27am - intimacy - by SuperJesus - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML


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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

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