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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 46963
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rockyio : ...If you have ever jerked off while eating a banana.. your a homo

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Yesterday... somebody broke in to mah house and stole mah laptop... which had yeres worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples... buying supplies that includd CDs to finally back up mah pictures. fat FML

#5288568
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44378) - you deserved it (4914)

On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - misc - by fobfan14 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was arguing with one of mah professors. She said that all marrid couples fight and I told her that mah parents have never argud or fought about anything. When I got home mah parents told me that there getting a divorce. FML

#5288032
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40426) - you deserved it (12055)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:38am - misc - by omgstfuplz (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit mah dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced mah girl friend to leave me and date him. FML

#5287985
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53549) - you deserved it (2993)

On 09/16/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by dj163 (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today There Was A Knock At My Door And I Was Greeted By A Punch To The Face. The Man Was The Extremely Angry "fiancé" Of The Girl I've Been Married To 4 Just Over A Year. FML

#5287091
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53504) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:34am - love - by OhDamn (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today... I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning fir him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

#5276635
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50958) - you deserved it (4267)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:44pm - love - by Soontobeex (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that mah boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls u to his office, then leaves u waiting outside until u get annoyed an leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
95 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that my anxious and obsessive mother is going to drive three hours every weekend to attend a Johns Hopkins medical course on stress reduction. Why is this bad? I just left home for college and have enjoyed my last two weeks of freedom without her around. looool I attend Johns Hopkins. FML

#5274396
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33826) - you deserved it (2801)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by notcool - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got rejected 4 approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to fine out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does have any records of this. Thank u identity theft. FML

#5274091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46647) - you deserved it (2182)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm - money - by Lost (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, ( it'll happen soon, baby ) and let me believe we were trying. FML

#5273221
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54409) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/15/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line tells me , ( Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon ). Two hours later , I've got a headache , legs are stiff and date must think I stood her up. The tech finally arrives , pries the door open , then rudely asks , ( Why didn't u do that yourself? ) FML

#5272541
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38386) - you deserved it (3059)

On 09/15/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Stuckism (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today , after thrteen years of engagement , fiancé and I split . As is , with the day , we changed our facebook relationships to make it official . I logged back on tonight to fine his mother , the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time , 'liking' the break up . FML

#5269960
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (6818)

On 09/15/2009 at 8:10am - love - by ohIlike (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it was court date fir a car accident I was involvd in back in July . I had spent months preparing a case to prove innocence . I was scheduld to appear at 10:00 this morning . I woke up at 10:15AM . big fat FML

#5249828
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11681) - you deserved it (64160)

On 09/14/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by CWoah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I proposed to ma girlfriend . Tinking I was bieng cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alpabet soup, cuz tat's er favorite . Se took one look at it and started to laug . Se ten began to spell out "no" . Se still ate te soup . FML

#5247807
97 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by alphabetman (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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