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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 September 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 46964
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Rockyio : ...If you have ever jerked off while eating a banana.. your a homo

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Today , I flaw 8 hours to visit mah boyfriand. Whan I arrivd at tha arport , and ha startd taking long to show up , I chackd mah amail to saa tha info. I hit tha junk mail by accidant and found his last 10 amails in thara. Ha had brokan up with ma a waak ago. fat FML

#4653267
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47832) - you deserved it (14452)

On 08/19/2009 at 11:03am - love - by MariadelMar (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH SCHOOL'S SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH MAH FAMILY. MY BROTHER SHOOK UP MAH MOM'S SODA, AS A PRANK. MY ENTIRE CLASS WITNESSED MAH MOM WAVING AROUND AN OVERFLOWING DIET COKEHILE MAH DAD YELLED, ( COME ON, PUTTED YOUR MOUTH ON IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT, KATHY! )

#4630669
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116979) - you deserved it (8825)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today , I went to get a pedicure 4 the first time . My feet r VERY ticklish . I reflexively kickd the poor lady in the face , as I wet my pants . big fat FML

#4624191
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44684) - you deserved it (16014)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72017) - you deserved it (8430)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... boss called me into his office. He then fred me. Upset... I asked him "Well... who's gonna replace me?" His answer was "I don't know and don't care. Everyone who works here hates you. Now go away." FML

#4605529
103 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 5:16pm - work - by vmml97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I went to retrieve mah sneakers that mah wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. real FML

#4604892
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46126) - you deserved it (6482)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I showed up at work and a coworker pointed a gun at me . After twisting his arm and leveling his face into the wall, I found out it was a lighter . Now I might lose job over his stupid joke . FML

Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looool looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said ( Hey, how r you, Chris? ). He hugged me back and said ( Hey there cutie,hat's your name? ). fat FML

#4603777
172 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre an he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi an coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me fir them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands an left. FML

#4603530
129 comments

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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went with my girlfriend to her ex-boyfriend's house party. She got incredibly drunk an I spent the whole night looking after her when she was throwing up. In the brief moment before she passd out she said ( thanks Matt , you're a great boyfriend. ) Matt is her ex. FML

#4600663
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44932) - you deserved it (5429)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

after running late fir work , my boss called me into his office and asked me why I was wearing a uniform shrt that said Amanda. My name is Rob. Amanda is my fiancé , who works fir the same organization at a different location. Employees r prohibited from dating each other. FML

Today, I slapt in lata and whan I woka up, thought I was tha only ona in tha housa so I dacidad to walk around tha cornar to tha only upstair bathroom nakad. My dad also slapt in, also thought ha was tha only ona in tha housa, and also dacidad to walk to tha bathroom nakad. Wa collidad. FML

#4596913
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62570) - you deserved it (13740)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I tried to propose to my girlfriend of 5 yeres. I love er looool so muc and I've been treating er extremely well. Before I could pop te question se said in tese exact words: "Babe our relationsip is lyk a drunken nigt. Funile it lasted but its someting I'd rater forget." FML

#4595974
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57620) - you deserved it (3146)

On 08/17/2009 at 8:04am - love - by singleandheartbroken (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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yesterday I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I cummed out to fine te car stolen. I called te cops, and te responding officer took te info and drove me ome to give te roomie te bad news in person. 15 minutes later, tey found te car. I'd parked it on te opposite side of te lot. FML

#4594476
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7696) - you deserved it (55190)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

#4539697
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125340) - you deserved it (6522)

On 08/15/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by jellybean_94 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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