About RinkuTheHero : Hello and welcome to my profile. My name is Joseph. I'm a 17 year old highschool student, and I'll be graduating in May of 2014. My past times are anime and manga. My favorite anime is Higurashi, and my favorite manga is FMA. I also listen to quite a bit of Techno. My favorie sub-genre is Happy Hardcore, and my favorite artist is DJ S3rl.
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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
by Brody89 / 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML
by doemetoch / 04/07/2014 at 9:49am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Love
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML
by AshleyP / 04/04/2014 at 10:17am / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher surprised us by speaking for the first time, also surprising everyone that she wasn't actually deaf. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not just given someone an answer to the test, thinking she couldn't hear me. FML
by booboo300 / 04/03/2014 at 6:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
by I Have Failed / 04/02/2014 at 4:10pm / Spain (Madrid) / Kids
by YellowKettleBell / 04/01/2014 at 10:21pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend made me sit in his kitchen while he Skyped his mother because he doesn't "feel ready" to tell her he has a girlfriend. He's 23, lives on a different continent and has been dating me for over 6 months. FML
by haztod / 03/30/2014 at 5:52pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Love
by Cult / 03/30/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/28/2014 at 3:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm / United States (Kansas) / Health
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML
by BigBlue / 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by ashamed father / 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Seriously? / 03/09/2014 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, it’s been a week since I arrived in Cuba. Gustav came to visit us. Now it’s Hannah’s turn.… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…