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Rebekkah1993
  • Town/Country : NSW, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Rebekkah1993 : Hello , my name is Rebekkah. I work at a nursing home and I absolutely love my job. I love to chat and have fun. I love to be silly and muck around. I love animals and I love to do things. I enjoy talking about just about anything. And I'm madly in love with my Boyfriend.

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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15441) - you deserved it (43157) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60671) - you deserved it (4412)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49404) - you deserved it (598311)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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