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About Rebekkah1993 : Hello , my name is Rebekkah. I work at a nursing home and I absolutely love my job. I love to chat and have fun. I love to be silly and muck around. I love animals and I love to do things. I enjoy talking about just about anything. And I'm madly in love with my Boyfriend.
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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Friday 22 May 2015