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Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
by cavgirl / 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML
by Hotsauce887 / 03/29/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Cody / 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML
by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by lifesux17 / 02/26/2009 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by buster / 02/13/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
- Today, at grad practice we were walking down the isle to our seats. As I turned into my row my foot… Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding… Today, I was mugged, by my step-dad, in my own home. My mom refuses to believe it and wants me to…