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by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by OCDrunk / 11/23/2011 at 1:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
by sadddddd / 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Health
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
by Not_you17 / 09/09/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
by Stacy / 07/05/2011 at 12:04am / United States / Work
by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…