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Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML


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On 01/05/2010 at 12:15am - animals - by bels12 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML


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On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML


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On 12/05/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by Marcella_03 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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