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Raelthelamb

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Raelthelamb

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  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raelthelamb : My life sucks, and that's why I'm here.

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Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11977) - you deserved it (39176)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, it was my first day as a vacuum salesman. While I was demonstrating how well it removed stains, I managed to smear stuff over the area I was cleaning. So not only was I unsuccessful in removing the original stains, I left them with worse carpet than when I got there. FML

#18451587
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8943) - you deserved it (23474)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:29am - work - by JB - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41361) - you deserved it (2644)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28165) - you deserved it (2924)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

#18449998
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (8899)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by socks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML

#18449960
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (2090)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:26am - work - by gmnesbitt - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (6331)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (3395)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41917) - you deserved it (3395)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

#18421974
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28618) - you deserved it (4401)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

#18381890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27343) - you deserved it (1913)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

#18378000
227 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

#18367915
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23770) - you deserved it (2235)

On 11/27/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by davidh5012 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (2214)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved



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